This is amazing. Now when I hit the ketchup bottle really hard forgetting it has a non-stick coating my plate can be covered in a whole bottle of ketchup thus making the ketchup company more money when I have to buy another bottle.

I like hitting the ketchup bottle to get the last bit of sauce out, especially when I do it for my girlfriend. Now what chivalrous activity will I have left to do for my girlfriend? What's next, easy open jars? our manhood is being taken away!