You weren't kidding:

https://angel.co/company/calm

This product doesn't make any sense to me, but major kudos on this guy delivering success after success.

If half of what people say about the benefits of meditation are true then paying for a good curated set of guided meditations would probably be a pretty easy decision for some people.

why doesnt it make any sense to you?

Time to rebuild it with WebGL

Holy crap, good for him.